Dear President Emmanuel Macron,

If you ever get tired of the top job in France please consider coming over and being a candidate for leader here. You seem to truly understand what this Country is supposed to mean, and have the dignity to make America great again. Sure, there's that pesky requirement the President be born in the States. But thanks to Comrade Trump we already have a fresh-off-the-boat first lady. And like Donnie says - it's ONLY the Constitution, anyway. Fake rules, you know. (of course we have to consider the possibility he arbitrarily decides to ban short, French guys who marry women old enough to be their mother. Which would make exactly as much sense as his Muslim ban (short French guys who marry older women are all scary and terrorists)) Mmm.

Anyway, thanks for visiting. Maybe you reminded Congress what a leader with more than half a molecule of class looks and acts like. You certainly speak better English than Herr Trumph. It was fun listening to you torch him while knowing he didn't have a clue.

Thanks again.